Sadly, it's only an April Fool's Day joke, but if it were real, the snuz 'n' luz clock (don't you just hate how the septics abuse our language?!) would definitely have something to offer!
You configure it with your bank details. If you hit the snooze button, you're making a donation to a charity.
What a great idea! Unfortunately, I'm sure it wouldn't take long until you'd be waking up before the alarm went off ... assuming you could get to sleep in the first place :-).