The Sphincter Of Turin

I found this wonderful picture via Dump Trumpet.

In case you're still trying to work it out ... yes, that is a dog's areshole :-).

Somehow, this seems a much more fitting canvas for such imagery than cheese on toast.

Only The Finest Ingredients

I hate that Halloween has migrated to Australia in recent years, but this article from Aranamuerta is kind of cute.

It provides instructions for creating a life-like witch's kitchen, containing such things as "bat's blood", "dragon embryos" and (my favourite) "North American garden gnome heads".

I'm tempted to whip some up, for the sheer joy of seeing them on my kitchen shelves.

I'm A Nerd

I'm sure you didn't need to be told that :-). However, after taking the Nerd Test, it's official.

I was a bit sad about the score on "History/Literature". I think if they split it into two topics I'd score much higher on literature. Oh well.

Pedagogical Poo Paper

Now, I've seen everything. Can you believe someone is selling Mind Trainer Loo Paper?

The sheets contain ten different puzzles like Sudoku and mental arithmetic tests.

You definitely don't want this in a house with a family and one bathroom!

Palooza Head

I found Paloozahead, a very silly site, on an episode of Mobuzz from a couple of days ago.

Yes, it's silly, but that didn't stop me from uploading my ugly mug and producing the quality video provided below for your viewing pleasure.