
Well, that's nothing ... here's someone who is selling off her pubic hair to pay for perpetual defoliation of her follicles, via electrolysis.
I'm uncertain as to whether a single human being actually has a million pubic hairs. However, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
I found a wonderful image to use for this post, but decided that those whose sense of humour is as warped as mine can just click on this link if they want to see it :-).
The rest of you will just have to live with the provided picture of a Brazilian!