Is That The Bolero In your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

According to this article, a Ukrainian inventor, Dr Grigoriy Chausovskiy, has created a condom which has sensors that detect when it is put on, at which point it begins playing music.

As the love making becomes more physical, the pace of the music increases.

There was no mention of what tune these prophylactics play, but one hopes it's not Chopin's Minute Waltz :-).